HELLO.
Who's feeling festive? Well you all bloody should because the Coca Cola trucks are on TV and they COMMAND YOU SO. Or they will find you and run you over.

ANYWAYS. I haven't been drawing much lately, A Level art tends to suck the fun out of it like a lot. To counter this, I draw Merlin AU fanart and throw it across the room until it BEHAVES. WHICH WORKS. Sometimes...
( Teh Gang )

Oh yeah, new Merlin vs Twilight pic will be finished and posted within the week. Whether its coloured or not will depend on my homework load. I LOVE COLLEGE, GUYS.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I have had a semi-constant headache since Monday and it is REALLY getting on my nerves now. It's not like BLINDING PAIN but its dull and thumping and aching and it's making college really difficult. And it doesn't feel like eyestrain. ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT? I'd be eternally grateful.

GONNA SEE NEW MOON TOMORROW LOLZ.

Ok, I'm really going now.

HAI GUIZE. Long time no...LJ, I guess. I LIVE. I am just tired and regretting taking an A Level in Fine Art. Boo.
Anyways, let's stop pretending this post isn't about Merlin.

Bob, for anyone who doesn't know, was that knight who kept popping up in Beauty and the Beast Part 2. Known as "Sir Leon" to some folk.
I like to think he is a more successful cousin of Ted.

( We found him in another episode )

OH, SHOW. Why do I get attached to background characters? Bob's not going to survive the series.

OH NO, THERE'S MORE.



We've decided they're the reincarnation of Merlin and Arthur.
Much debate happened as to which one is which but we decided Dark Jumper is Arthur because he just has those expressions that Arthur does. While Blue Shirt looks kinda worried by the whole situation, Dark Jumper is just like "The fuck is this?".
Plus he does a suggestive eyebrow raise.
Dark Jumper/Arthur Incarnate decides they should never speak of the incident ever again.

NOW YOU SHALL NEVER SEE THIS ADVERT THE SAME WAY AGAIN. MWAHAHA.

THE WALLS, THEY ARE NOW THE COLOUR OF OLD MILK. Seriously, youguize, I have NO IDEA how it's meant to make the house sell. It is dull and boring and OFF-WHITE. Poor potential buyers will be blinded when they get to my room. HAI IT'S PINK, THE COLOUR, IT BUUURNS!

Sooo, the Disney Store rejected me. Or I assume they have since interviews were TODAY and I had heard nothing from them. Probably my fault, since I didn't hand the application form in til the last day of the deadline. Or my dad didn't give it in while I was at college like I asked him to. SABOTAGE??
So instead I spent the day freezing my arse off in Hyde Park watching my cousin run a half marathon for Epilepsy trust research charity...thing. Seriously, though, she's amazing for doing that. 13 miles with barely no training.

Oh and also...MERLIN WAS AWESOME. Now I have a legitimate reason to dislike Gwen, other than the fact that SHE WRECKED MY SHIP. BAHH. I am too irritated about her to actually form comprehendable sentences on the matter. BUT THE REST OF IT WAS AWEEESOME. You gotta have some berry/face action.
MAH NAIM IZ LANCELUT.

UP was bloody amazing. I was grinning like a loon through the whole thing. Except for the bits where I was wibbling from sad.

Oh oh and also, y'know the Go Compare advert? HOW CAN YOU NOT?
Well, this happened.

Cat says (18:52):

I am going to hunt that man down one day

               NB2000         says (18:53):

And I now dislike those since they've switched to that couple with the new car by a house, I WANT MY BLOKES IN THE COFFEE SHOP BACK so I can ship them for no reason

Cat says (18:53):

....LOL WHAT SRSLY?

               NB2000         says (18:53):

SRSLY

Cat says (18:53):

...ACTUALLY YOU HAVE A POINT

               NB2000         says (18:53):

THIS IS WHAT MERLIN SLASH HAS DONE TO MY BRAIN

Cat says (18:53):

Y'FREAK, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

NOW I DO

               NB2000         says (18:53):

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And I am still laughing about it.

OH HEY IT'S A POST OF STUFF.

Soo item number one is COLLEGE. Wow. It's tiring. And big. I mean like REALLY.
This is my fourth week there and every time I have lost room 1D27a and have wandered around the whole of Floor 1 looking for it.
But it seems to be going fine so far except for the fact one of my media teachers is an incompetent old man who teaches us things THAT AREN'T ON THE SYLLABUS. I mean, I'm all for extra knowledge but PLEASE. Teach us things that will appear in the exam.

Item number two is an application form I have in my hand for the Disney Store. It seemed like such a good idea a few weeks ago but now I have to deal with the idea that I would be actually working. On weekends. On top of the homework that college decides to give me. On the other hand, it's the DISNEY STORE, man. And I would have money. Which is always good.

Item number three is my parents major neglectage and idiocy. It sucks. I can't think of ways to stop them talking to other people other than smashing the phones. And I already did that. They got fucking new ones.

Item number four is THE MAN PAINTING MY HOUSE. WHAT. Off white, why is it ALWAYS off white? Why do adults think is SUCH a good idea to paint rooms off white? I'm actually genuinely curious.
So far Mr Painter has sanded every surface on the first floor and succeeded to create a large layer of dust in its wake. GOOD JOB.

Item number five is MERLIN which was AWESOME. I would kinda like Merlin/Morgana if they didn't look like siblings. What with the dark hair, pale skin and blue eyes and teamed up with MORDRED they look like a version of the Baudelaires.

Apologies for this entry but I'm trying to get into the habit of updating my journal with actual STUFF.

We watched Merlin. We liked it.
( you clotpole )

Happy Merlin day, youguize.

I wanted to post something fun like a video or a drawing or something but my first week of college seems to've killed me.

So in honour of this day...I ate a toasted cheese sandwich...? But it was a good one.

Ehh.

AHAH, I dunno how to explain this one.NO WAIT, YES I DO. READ THIS. (omg spoilers for series 2)
Then it will make somewhat sense. Except not really.
IF YOU DO NOT LIKEY SPOILERS THEN...it wont make sense either. Just either way, really, it's quite baffling.
( MERMANS )

I DONT EVEN-
AAAAH.
OK.
( here there be spoilers )

We had an impromptu Merlin party. ( medieval fun )

Dun dun duuun. Oh yes. Me and my partner in crime, nb2000 , have a bet on. We each make three predictions of what we think will occur in series 2 of Merlin. She who has the least number of right predictions by the end of the series is faced with a forfeit.

Cat's Predictions:

• Arthur will find out/confront Merlin about his magic.
• Merlin and Arthur will hug.
• Uther appears in a scene without gloves.

NB's Predictions:

• Excalibur will be fished from the lake.
• Either Merlin or Arthur will be ill/unconscious and the other has to carry them.
• Morgana meets the Slash Dragon.

THE FORFEIT

She who loses the most predictions has to write a full-on, slushy gushy, disgusting love letter to either Colin or Bradley. The more creepy and stalker-ish, the better.

In the event of a draw, both will do the forfeit. In the highly unlikely event of both having three correct predictions, neither will do the forfeit.

Dear New Phone,

I am delighted that you have suddenly grasped the concept of notifying me when I have a new email. Congratulations, it only took you two weeks.
However, five o' clock this morning was not a convenient time to showcase your skills to me. Nor was six o' clock. I am a teenager on summer holidays. Let me sleep in.

Yours,
Amy.

Did you guys know you're not allowed to film stuff in Waitrose?
Yeah.
Me neither.

( Rambles )

P.S this was one of the best things ever.

I feel this needs to be documented.

( Be prepared... )

Dear phone,
I hate you so much. JUST SEND THE MESSAGE, PLEASE. It's not asking much, surely, since you are a phone and thats what you do.
Please let me know if this is just a mid-life crisis because otherwise I will have to get a new phone and I really can't be bothered.
SORT YERSELF OUT, IMPORTANT TEXTS NEED TO BE SENT, LIKE THE FACT I JUST GOT RICKROLLED BY A MUSIC CHANNEL.

Hahah. Um. Well I've actually had this pic for several weeks but I got annoyed whilst colouring it and didn't want to look at it for a while. But I got over it. Cuz I was bored.
( falala )
I SHOULD BE REVISING OR SOMETHING ARRRGH. Ok I'm going now.